BRAINCELL BREAKDOWN
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Braincell Breakdown
WELCOME, RECRUIT!
Before your first shift, a quick two-part Orientation:
- 1Walk the lobbyMove with the blue stick (WASD or left-click on a PC)
- 2Target practiceTap the red stick to throw (right-click or Space on a PC)
WELCOME TO BRAINCELL BREAKDOWN!
Please tell us your age
This will not affect gameplay
PRIVACY INFORMATION
Braincell Breakdown has no ads, analytics or trackers. Offline play keeps everything on this device. An online account (13 and older, optional, in Settings) keeps only what our privacy policy lists. Your choice here is stored on this device only.
YOU'RE READY!
Orientation complete. Time to clock in for real.
- ✔ Moving
- ✔ Target practice
Crayon Eater
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MERIDIAN BROADCAST & EXPERIENCES PRESENTS
OFFICE WAR WEEK
A Halloween special, live to Prime. Seven nights. One building. Zero consent.
ANNUAL PERFORMANCE REVIEW
ARENA CHALLENGE
You against the AI. Pay the entry fee, win the payout. Lose or quit and the fee is gone.
HOW TO PLAY
Last Halloween a "total eclipse" hit Meridian Corp Tower mid-town-hall and weaponized everyone's worst workplace habit. (It was nanobots. Everyone thinks it was magic.) Pick a side — practise against a larger, slower training bot. First to zero HP (or highest HP when the clock runs out) wins.
Keyboard / Mouse
Move: WASD or Arrow Keys, or Left Click to walk there (hold to steer). Aim: mouse.
Fire toward your aim: Right Click, Space, or X
Super: Shift + Right Click (or hold Shift and let go)
Ability / dash: Shift + Left Click (toward the mouse), or Q
Pause: Escape or the pause button
Camera: use the small −/+ control below the minimap, mouse wheel, or [ / ]
Touch
Move: left stick (drag)
Aim: drag the right stick. Release to fire.
Quick fire: tap the right stick, using your last aim.
Super: SUPER button, once charged
Camera: tap the small −/+ control below the minimap
Hurt? Retreat to your side's healing corner (green dots on your minimap — Teddy Bear Corner/Baby Bottle Dispenser for Smooth Brains, Pep Talk Pod/Synergy Meditation Corner for Smart-Arses) to recover HP over time. You're rooted in place and can't fight while you do it, so getting caught there is a real risk.
RESULT
TAKE YOUR UNION BREAK
PAUSED
COIN WORKSHOP
Earn Coins. Unlock fighters, training choices and a gold spotlight.
Progress is saved on this device. Upgrades are cosmetic and keep combat stats unchanged.
Coin bundles
Real-money purchases aren't available in this build.
YOUR WORKSPACE
Landscape controls · progress saved on this device
ONLINE ACCOUNT
Optional. Keeps your progress safe online so it follows you to another phone. We keep a made-up player name and your game progress: no email, real name or photo. Privacy policy
Online accounts are for players aged 13 or older. You can keep playing offline; your progress stays on this device.
ROTATE YOUR DEVICE
Braincell Breakdown is a landscape-only game — turn your phone sideways to play.